More Advice

 Just a heads-up:

“When Nazis target a  straight white man over plagiarism charges, I’ll root for them until he gets fired too” is not the anti-racist flex you think it is.

Missing Out

Haven’t checked in on social media in about six hours. Sure hope everyone didn’t decide who’s solely responsible for the Gaza war and also figure out how to resolve it without me!

Roamin’

In case you were curious, I’ve been in Italy for four days and I’m still only thinking about the Roman Empire when I’m directly being confronted by it.

Boebert Boebert Boebert

All the good Boebert groping jokes already got made by the time I found out about it, but I gotta say, taken in isolation from the massive systemic problems her continued career and existence represent? Whatever statement she makes to explain the fondle-footage is going to.be the single funniest thing that happens all year.

Aspirational Anatomy

 

Donald Trump trying to convince everyone he has a chin may be the most delusional thing this motherfucker has ever said. 

Moral Reliativity

If I was a billionaire trying to play-act as a toxic male stud who gets off on beating the shit out of other men, and I did it so badly that I made another billionaire trying to play-act as a toxic male stud who gets off on beating the shit out of other men look like the reasonable good guy in the situation, I’d keep doing what I’m doing because if I had the self-awareness to realize how fucking awful I was and how much I needed to change, I wouldn’t have found myself in this situation in the first place.

Cardinal Sin

 Mitch McConnell was reportedly heckled by crowds at an event this weekend, including chants of “Retire!”.

McConnell angered his supporters by violating a key tenet of Republican orthodoxy - when your brain stops working, whatever you do, KEEP SAYING THINGS.

Multitasker

I gotta say, I wouldn’t have thought Rudy Giuliani still retained the mental capacity required to multitask, but I was wrong.

Turns out he can be anti-Semitic and homophobic while at the same time grossly sexually harassing his assistant! 

America’s Mayor, everybody!

Numerology

Ben Shapiro went to the Barbie movie and counted ten instances of the word “patriarchy”.

He would’ve counted eleven, but he didn’t want to get kicked out of the theater.

Swiftness Upgrade

I think, as a nation, America could probably find a nice middle ground between “we immediately march you into the public square and have a firing squad ready” and “three and a half years after you did it, we’re going to send you a sternly worded letter letting you know you’re about to be in trouble.”

Conventionally

 Every racist, fascist, bro dude who likes drugs will tell you he’s not “conventionally” right-wing.

Muskie is no different.

See also “libertarians”.