Thursday, August 17, 2023

Aspirational Anatomy


Donald Trump trying to convince everyone he has a chin may be the most delusional thing this motherfucker has ever said. 

Sunday, August 13, 2023

Moral Reliativity

If I was a billionaire trying to play-act as a toxic male stud who gets off on beating the shit out of other men, and I did it so badly that I made another billionaire trying to play-act as a toxic male stud who gets off on beating the shit out of other men look like the reasonable good guy in the situation, I’d keep doing what I’m doing because if I had the self-awareness to realize how fucking awful I was and how much I needed to change, I wouldn’t have found myself in this situation in the first place.

Monday, August 7, 2023

Cardinal Sin

 Mitch McConnell was reportedly heckled by crowds at an event this weekend, including chants of “Retire!”.

McConnell angered his supporters by violating a key tenet of Republican orthodoxy - when your brain stops working, whatever you do, KEEP SAYING THINGS.

Wednesday, August 2, 2023


I gotta say, I wouldn’t have thought Rudy Giuliani still retained the mental capacity required to multitask, but I was wrong.

Turns out he can be anti-Semitic and homophobic while at the same time grossly sexually harassing his assistant! 

America’s Mayor, everybody!

Tuesday, August 1, 2023

Another Social Media Update

So I’m still using the recommended feeds on both Threads and Bluesky, because the following content on both is more of a trickle and the algorithmic feeds aren’t a firehose yet.

The main difference between the two is that when Threads shows me something I do not give a shit about, it’s almost always some banal attempt at manufactured engagement, or, occasionally, sports news.

When Bluesky shows me something I don’t give two shits about it’s INVARIABLY some kind of nerdy sex thing like a cartoon wolf in tight briefs with a bulging crotch. But it is at least presented genuinely as “this is a thing I made I hope you like it and/or masturbate to it”, even if I can’t seem to train its algorithm to understand “no, thank you” yet.